So the other day I picked Solomon up from school. As always, I asked him what he did in school that day:
Mummy: What did you do in school today?
Solomon: I do tahns potaysen
Mummy: (Eh?) Tahns potaysen?
Solomon (very confidently): Yes, tahns potaysen.
Mummy: What is that?
Solomon: Tahns potaysen.
Okayyy........
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*crickets chirping*
*Mummy's brain creaking*
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*light bulb!!*
Mummy: Oh! Is it like cars and aeroplanes??
Solomon: Yes. Motorcycle and lorry also.
Ahhhhhh.......