A year older, a year wiser... hopefully...

*tap tap*

*microphone screeeeech...*

testing... one... two... three...

la.. la.. la.. la.. *ack*

*clears throat*


Happy birthday tooooo... meeeeee.....
I am now thirteeee.... threeee.....
Life is great as can beee-eeeeee....
I'm glad that I'm meeeeee-eeeee-eeeeeee!!


*canned applause*

thank you...

thank you...

Aw shucks no... I don't do this for a living... really...

*muah*

*muah*

I love you too...

thank you...

you're too kind...

thank you...