So you know how the kids don't trust Daddy at all? They never take anything he says seriously because he is forever telling them nonsense like, "E is for e-phe-lant", or "Don't eat too much vegetables, they're not good for you!"
So the other day, we were in the car and Annie asked me (not Daddy of course):
Annie: Mummy, what are kidneys? The other day you said too much salt is not good for your kidneys. What are kidneys?
Mummy: Kidneys are another part of your body, somewhere below your lungs, near your stomach.
Daddy butts in: You know when you are doing your Kumon homework and your brain gets tired? Then you can use your kidneys..... !!! -_-*